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Joke of the Day

"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"

"Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart"

"you got to be fast to make it in advertising kid. gotta be snappy. gotta be clever. how would you sell a car? thats right: titties"

"My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer. Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""No baby wait, I can change..."""

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"

"20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU"

"So, I went out and had a few drinks.. I decided to take a bus home. So this morning I awoke and I don't know what to do with the bus parked in my driveway."