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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."

"I was chatting with a black guy about having coffee... Playfully, he asked me, ""how's your hot chocolate?"" ""I should ask you,"" I replied."

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."

"""Never go to bed angry"" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years."

"Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt."

"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."

"Dark Humor is like food not everyone has it"

"When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again."

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."