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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"
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"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."
"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."
"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"
"I always felt suicidal.. because I'm hanging on by a thread"
"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"
"I tried being polite by holding the door open for a lady She kept yelling, ""I'm peeing in here!"" What a bitch."
"Barista: name? Benedict Cumberbatch: Benedict Cumberbatch Barista [writes ""Benedict Cumberbatch""] Benedict Cumberbatch: holy shit"
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, everything in my life has changed. My phone number, my address, my name. Everything."