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Joke of the Day

"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."

"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""

"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."

"An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car"

"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."

"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."

"Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic."