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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."
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"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"
"[At the Grand Canyon] Me: I L o v e T h i s P l a c e [ECHO] [ECHO] GC: Let's just be friends"
"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."
"What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch? Namaste."
"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."
"How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag."
"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."
"I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me."