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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo? Two Live Crew"
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"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."
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"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My dad died that day. Isn't it good that he was doing what he loved most - flying planes."
"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."
"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."
"It seems like every time I consider arson, the price of gas goes up."
"The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one."
"*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP"