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Joke of the Day

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My dad died that day. Isn't it good that he was doing what he loved most - flying planes."

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"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."
"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
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