129439
Joke of the Day
"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."
Next Joke
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts."
"Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up."
"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"
"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."
"Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it"
"Want to hear something clean? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear something dirty? Bubbles is my neighbor."
"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"