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Joke of the Day

"The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one."

"When is it okay for monks to use e-mail? When there are no attachments"

"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."

"She ate poison! We have to make her vomit! [everyone looks at me] [i roll my eyes and start getting naked]"

"Introducing new Beats by Chris Brown Now available in black and blue"

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend."

"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."

"""To be perfectly honest, I'm not a huge fan of beats by Dre."" --Dee Barnes [Context for the clueless](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dee_Barnes)."

"If a psychic goes to the bathroom in the forest, does he make a sound? No, because the ""p"" is silent."

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"