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Joke of the Day
"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."
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"What is a pirate's favorite letter?"
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"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"
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"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"
"A joke about dwarves ejaculating... Will be coming shortly."