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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."
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"*gets on 1 knee* Jenny... ""OMG"" *places hand on heart and starts crying* ""This is great!"" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack"
"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What celebrity is most likely to stab you? James Blunt"
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"
"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."
"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."
"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, dark and bitter."
"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"