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Joke of the Day
"I bought Nickelback's greatest hits And it was just a blank CD."
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"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"
"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."
"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."
"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."
"You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!"
"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"
"Why did the cow cross the road To get to the udder side"