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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"
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"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"
"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."
"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors. (sorry)"
"What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file."
"Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file."
"You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam... ...when you get into ""position"" and, right after the doctor snaps his gloves on, the nurse leans forward and gives you the ""safe word"""
"My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists."