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Joke of the Day
"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"
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"What's the best thing about escalator jokes The short delivery."
"bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this'll be the best mannequin challenge yet"
"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."
"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."
"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."