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Joke of the Day

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."

"You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious."

"what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke."

"What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"

"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"

"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."

"Was told to unfold my graduation gown to get rid of the square creases replied that I'd rather graduate with more degrees."

"I tried to take a selfie with my grandma and she said ""you're going to have to wait until I'm in a casket"""