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Joke of the Day

"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."

"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"

"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey. Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared"

"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"

"How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots."

"[undoes GFs bra first time] ""wow have you been practicing?"" don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]"

"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"