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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
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"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"
"How do the Lanisters make large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."
"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one animal there and to make it even worse it was just a dog. It was a shit-zu"
"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm changing!"
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"