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Joke of the Day
"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"
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"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."
"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""
"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"
"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"
"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."
"how do you piss of a frenchman? ask him what part of canada he's from"
"Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake"
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."