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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!"
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"Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? They couldn't tell each other apart."
"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
"[waiter brings plate of seaweed wrapped sushi] ME-what do I do with this? W-eat it lol M-all of it? W-yes M-alright..[nervously bites plate]"
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content -WTF -OMG -Huh -FAIL -LOL -NOPE -why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter"
"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."
"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"
"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."