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Joke of the Day

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"

"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"

"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"

"I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it. I'll call it ""I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."""

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"

"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"

"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."