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Joke of the Day

"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."

"Lol at birds that walk places."

"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."

"What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue"

"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."

"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"

"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."

"I accidentally swallowed a contact lens today... I've never seen my colon with such clarity before."