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Joke of the Day
"Home Alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!"
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"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."
"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."
"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."
"Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended"
"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"
"I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat."
"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."
"The only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree."