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Joke of the Day
"I think I know why Japanese is so weird now. When that bomb dropped. Something fucked up somewhere"
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"*slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*"
"I tried to use ""MyDick"" as my Netflix password... ...Netflix told me ""not long enough."""
"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."
"What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke."
"I over-think, therefore I ruin everything"
"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"
"Overheard a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra. I guess his girlfriend has a really flaccid penis."
"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""