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Joke of the Day

"Did you see how nervous C-3PO was in the new movie? I mean he did seem a little red"

"I just read an article that says diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."

"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"My girlfriend is a stoner who works at a hotel fixing whatever breaks. She's kind of high maintenance."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"

"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."

"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"