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Joke of the Day

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!"

"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"What's big but small? A midget's ego."

"""What? Huh? Talk louder. Nope, still nothing."" -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty"

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."

"What do you call a man without shins? Tony. (A joke created by a non-redditing friend)"

"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."

"[hospital] ""The results are in. I'm afraid you have Bad Priorities Disease. You have 1 month to live."" But does my hair look good?"