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Joke of the Day

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"""

"I just shortened my to-do list by 90% simply by crossing off everything that would cause me to make the evening news."

"Best garage sale ever! It's not advertised, nobody's here and it's all free! It's like my neighbor accidentally left his garage door open."

"I visited a proctologist the other day... It was a real bummer."

"I hear an important member of Jehovah's Witness died He's knocking on heaven's door"

"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."

"I'm glad I know sign language... It comes in handy sometimes."

"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"

"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"