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Joke of the Day

"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"

"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."

"Girls are like Math problems If they are under 18 , it's better to do them in your head."

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet? Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt."

"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."

"HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT"

"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"

"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."

"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."

"Useless People One useless person is useless. Two useless people are a law firm. Hundreds of useless people are Congress."