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Joke of the Day

"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Who's this moderation person everyone tells me to drink with?"

"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"

"Parrot A black guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bar tender asks "" he's beautiful where did you get him"" the parrot squaks "" Africa theres plenty of them"""

"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."

"Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let's combine forces and we could be the best thing since...well we'll think of that later."

"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room? 1 and 3/5ths"