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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."

"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"

"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."

"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."

"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."

"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."

"1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. DONT TELL ME HOW TO PARTY!"