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Joke of the Day

"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"

"My boyfriend cheated on me So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home"

"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."

"A woman met a guy at a bar... ...and asked him what he did for a living. ""I'm a jockey,"" he said. ""But I thought jockeys had to be small,"" she said. ""You're average-sized."" ""This is my day off."""

"Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard? Shut up, and eat your biltong."

"I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'."

"Air conditioning? Not a fan"

"How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia? They didn't czech his papers."

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""