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Joke of the Day
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
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"If you answer the phone and say ""Hello, you're on the air."" most telemarketers will hang up quickly."
"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
"What kind of bees do female ghosts have to deal with? Dead ones, you guys. Dead ones."
"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."
"The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat."
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."