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Joke of the Day

"Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let's combine forces and we could be the best thing since...well we'll think of that later."

"Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell."

"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."

"""We just want to find someone who will-"" *sly grin* -Finish our sentences? ""Exactly."" -death row inmates"

"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."

"What can we take away from the first 20 seconds of the new Suicide Squad trailer It's Zack Snyders wet dream..."

"Why did the roadkill cross the road? Because somebody FINALLY turned on the lights."

"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."

"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"