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Joke of the Day
"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
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"Love me sister, I incest."
"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."
"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."
"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."
"Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand."
"I wondered where my boomerang had gone. Then it came back to me"