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Joke of the Day

"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"

"So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?"

"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"

"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"

"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"

"Sorry your dad died. Here's a card with a waterfall on it"

"My Mom taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated so I always walk up to strangers and spray canned cheese in their mouth."

"I could have sworn I saw spearmint flavored fig newtons at the shop the other day. But it turns out they were just a fig-mint of my imagination."