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Joke of the Day

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"Did you know you clench your butt when you sleep yeah, it was really tight last night."

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"

"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak"

"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"My friends always told me I couldn't say my S's right. I never noticed it until I heard a recording of myself talk. Suddenly, it all made shensh after that."

"I heard your mom won a gold medal! I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!"

"Prince The artist formally known as alive"

"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"