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"So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?"
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"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"
"Math and sex... sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply"
"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"
"ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!"
"I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower."
"Tough break for cows. They're filled with delicious meat and covered in leather. How are we supposed to not kill them?"
"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."
"Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"