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Joke of the Day
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
Next Joke
"*leaves church* *sees McChicken video* *goes back to church*"
"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"
"To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty."
"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."
"Daddy, is Santa coming tonight? No sweetie, mommy has a headache."
"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."
"Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected."
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."