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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"
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"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"There is a 88% chance my chalk outline will be holding a piece of cheese."
"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."
"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."
"""Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!""- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear"
"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"
"Every so often I'll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking."
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. #badpickupline"