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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"
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"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."
"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"
"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""
"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"
"Would you give a blowjob for a million dollars? Yes? Can I get a dollar's worth?"
"What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks? What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?"
"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"
"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."