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Joke of the Day

"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed."

"Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife? Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side."

"I named my daughter Dagstorp after where she was conceived (Ikea sofa)"

"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""

"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"

"I once knew a girl called Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."