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Joke of the Day
"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"
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"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"
"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."
"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."
"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."
"Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid."
"Jurassic Park, but all of the raptors are played by Jim Carrey."
"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"