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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."
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"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."
"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"
"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain"
"I messed up planning my New Year's party I guess you could say I dropped the ball."
"Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, ""Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?"" and the other muffin says, ""AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"
"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
"2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well"
"What did the website say to the Google bot after their breakup? I knew you'd come crawling back to me someday."