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"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"
"What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party"
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"I didn't give a f*ck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying f*ck."
"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"