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Joke of the Day

"What did the website say to the Google bot after their breakup? I knew you'd come crawling back to me someday."

"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."

"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"

"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."

"Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury."

"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."

"Why did the boy not do his homework? he was ceebs"