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Joke of the Day
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"
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"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car in it man."
"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."
"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."
"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets."
"What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing? Sari!"
"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."