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Joke of the Day

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."

"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"

"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."

"Thanks, Obama! The one time the Republicans are actually happy it is Obama's fault that Trump is President."

"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"

"How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons."

"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes."

"In a perfect world I'd own a fertilizer / external hard-drive distribution company called Shits N Gigs."