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Joke of the Day

"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"

"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."

"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."

"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"

"A Magician was driving down the street. Then he turn into a driveway."

"Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""

"My wife said ""If you switch off the light, I will take it up the ass."" She let out a scream. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first..."