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Joke of the Day

"I messed up planning my New Year's party I guess you could say I dropped the ball."

"I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled."

"gardening i spent alot of my days trying to grow a specific seasoning in my garden. it took forever, but once it finally produced, i had the thyme of my life."

"Google reports consistent level of searches for ""pornography"" in the UK following Brexit Title"

"My friend wants to carve a Venus statue from a tree. That seems like it would take a while, woodentit?"

"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."

"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."

"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."

"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"

"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."