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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"
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"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"
"My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said ""If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"""
"Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole."
"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"
"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"
"A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."