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Joke of the Day

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"

"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"

"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."

"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"

"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"

"Having a favorite politician is like a homeless guy having a favorite can."

"horror story in 4 words good morning, president trump."

"What's brown and sticky? Anal."

"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."

"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."