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Joke of the Day

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her b-shells."

"When someone yawns, I like to yell ""Surprise Dentist!"" and stick my hand in their mouth, which is fun because I'm not really a dentist."

"What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector? One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at."

"Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?"

"I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat. So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious"

"Went to see the new "" pixels "" movie but The resolution was bad"

"What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while? The Game."

"How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb? None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years."