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Joke of the Day

"78, 68, 77, 69, 78, 68, 75, 65, 75, 67, 79, 60 My mom & me, changing the thermostat behind each other's backs."

"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"

"I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?"

"too soon? Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11! 9/11 who? So much for ""NEVER FORGET"""

"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."

"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."

"Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs."

"They say if you love something set it free... but I don't really love the hookers in my basement."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."

"I'm like a Ferrero Rocher in that I'm quite nutty and go down nicely with wine. I also come in family size."