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Joke of the Day

"I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?"

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"What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper? ""I find your lack of steak disturbing."""
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""
"I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day."
"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"
"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"
"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"
"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem."
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