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Joke of the Day
"My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday"
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"What does a blonde say after having sex? ""Are you all on the same team?"""
"LAWYER JOKE whats the difference between a lawyer and a liar? liars sometimes unknowingly speak the truth"
"Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was DEAD"
"*When I see someone else jaywalk* ""What an idiot."" *When I jaywalk* ""I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."""
"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""
"Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what's coming to them"
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan."